Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit - Barney Stinson

  • 6 Ekim 2013
  • 299 Okunma
  • 0 Cevap


  1. I know what you’re thinking
    What’s Barney been drinking?
    That girl was smoking hot


    Yes I coulda nailed her
    But no it’s not a failure
    ‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not


    To score a ten would be just fine
    But I’d rather be dressed to the nines
    It’s a truth you can’t refute

    Nothing suits me like a suit


    Picture a world where all the girls and boys
    Are impeccably well dressed
    That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
    That puppy in the double-breast


    That ’80s dude in mutton chops
    That baby with a lollipop
    That lady cop who’s kinda cute

    Nothing suits ‘em like a suit


    Wingman I can wear
    They’re oh so debonair
    The perfect way to snare
    a girl with daddy issues


    In navy blue or black
    Check out this perfect rack
    I want to give them a squeeze


    Oh really? Then answer these questions
    If you please


    What would you do if you had to choose
    Between your suits and a pot of gold?
    Suits.


    What would you say
    If you gave your suits away
    In return you’d never grow old?
    Suits.


    What would you pick
    One million chicks
    Or a single three-piece suit?
    It’s moot.


    What if world peace
    Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.


    Two! Three! Four!

    Girls will go and girls will come
    But there’s only one absolute
    Every bro on the go needs to know
    That there’s no accepted substitute


    I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
    My Sunday best are my best friends
    Send casual Friday down the laundry chute


    ‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
    Like a …. wait for it …
    Suit!


    Then again, she is pretty hot.

    SUIT UP !
     


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