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Daily Nasraddin Hodja Jokes
İngilizce Nasreddin Hoca Fıkrası
Daily Nasraddin Hodja Jokes
İngilizce Nasreddin Hoca Fıkrası
HEAVY COAT
One night the people heard a frightful noise from the Hodja's house. They asked in the morning:
"What was that noise?"
"Oh, my coat fell downstairs."
"Can a coat make such a noise?,
" "If you were in it, like me, yes!"
EMPTY HOUSE
One night the wife of the Hodja said:
“Effendi, I heard somebody walking on the roof. I am sure that it's a thief who wants to enter the house.”
But the Hodja didn't care about it.
“First let him find something to steal. If he finds it, it will be ea***r to take it from his hands.”
EAT MY FUR COAT
The Hodja was invited out to dinner. He went in his old clothes and nobody was interested in him. When he found a few minutes to spare, he rushed home and collected his fur coat.????
???:
When he came back, he was treated with great respect. Everybody wanted to speak to him.
When they sat down for dinner he said: “Eat, fur coat, eat!”
And he explained to the curious people:
“If this regard is for my coat, it must eat also.”
One night the people heard a frightful noise from the Hodja's house. They asked in the morning:
"What was that noise?"
"Oh, my coat fell downstairs."
"Can a coat make such a noise?,
" "If you were in it, like me, yes!"
EMPTY HOUSE
One night the wife of the Hodja said:
“Effendi, I heard somebody walking on the roof. I am sure that it's a thief who wants to enter the house.”
But the Hodja didn't care about it.
“First let him find something to steal. If he finds it, it will be ea***r to take it from his hands.”
EAT MY FUR COAT
The Hodja was invited out to dinner. He went in his old clothes and nobody was interested in him. When he found a few minutes to spare, he rushed home and collected his fur coat.????
???: When he came back, he was treated with great respect. Everybody wanted to speak to him.
When they sat down for dinner he said: “Eat, fur coat, eat!”
And he explained to the curious people:
“If this regard is for my coat, it must eat also.”
